i'm making dinner right now and, as always, am snacking on the raw vegetables as i cut them and throw them in the pan. as i was shaving the carrots, i would eat the slices that were a little too thick. i, not once, but twice almost stuck my own eye with the pairing knife. am i smart or what?
i am so impressed that my adventures in the kitchen haven't yet resulted in a trip to the ER. i am, possibly, the most ungraceful being who ever was. i trip, hobble, and often stab myself.
this is a toast to my 27 years of survival (i have my wine in hand, as per usual), may i have another 27 years without a kitchen related visit to the ER.
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